Best of My Dreams - Pun

A busy day once again, Bangalore is at its high after the technological boom this year. Many fresher zoom in to the professional life with a great career in their thoughts and slackened engineering graduation in their hands!

One such day,

Our hero is an Engineering graduate from Tamil Nadu. It’s just a month over after he joined at one of the best service companies in the world. He was really excited and started off from his home a five minutes earlier so as to feed his bike in his own salary for the first time. He had his own plans for the evening, a get-together of all his college friends at Bangalore who have been recruited along with him. He texted his friends a very great morning and started for the office. His enthusiasm was just because he has missed his friends much with the long gap of 3 months after the college life. He was completely overjoyed with the thought of get-together at Garuda Mall.

When he reached his bike he found that his bike needs immediate attention of its family doctor – the next street Mechanic! He pulled his bike through huge difficulty and finally reached the place to find it to be closed. There was a hanging board which stated – “all my income today are donated to the Government Buses!” He was confused a bit with that board in his hurry but understood a little later that the mechanic would not open the whole day. He decided to park his bike back at his room. 

With a hell lot of sweat, he found his watch stating a different time than usual. He will be usually late by 5 minutes, but then he was nearly late by 20 minutes! 

Bangalore is a busy city where all the hi-fi buses are crowded and local buses are nearly empty. He took a normal faired bus just because he is late! To his astonishment he found the bus was nearly full leaving a single seat near a woman who would be aged around 28 to 30. The travel was nearly 45 minutes. Our hero was really tired walking to and fro to the main road thrice and he has no other option left. He stood near the seat waiting for an invitation from the woman. She never turned up. 

“You are not in Tamil Nadu dude. It is Bangalore. You can take that seat for granted”, an inner voice shrugged him up.

He took the seat immediately with that voice and feeling something odd to travel with a girl for the first time in bus he tried to stand up and leave the seat empty. At that time, the girl looked up with a seductive smile and so he sat back. 

He started with a smile and said, “Hi, I work for a MNC. You?”

She replied, “oh you too. Great. I am a prostitute!”

He was dumb for the next 30 minutes of travel. 

Comedy or a Brain-Drain?!